talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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