you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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