My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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