Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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