It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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