Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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