I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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