I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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