i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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