How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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