I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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