Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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