i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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