I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just want nice things and good sex
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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