Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Life without a bra equals bliss.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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