Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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