Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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