good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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