did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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