i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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