ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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