a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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