I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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