so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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