So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize