just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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