I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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