I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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