What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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