Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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