There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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