Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Randomize
