Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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