I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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