are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
organizing the empties. That sober.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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