real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
third nipple confirmed
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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