just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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