Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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