kristin has been a bad kristin
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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