i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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