I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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