What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
love makes seman taste better
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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