I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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