So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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