apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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