Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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