thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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