Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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