Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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