I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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