i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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