You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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