I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
