So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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