doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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