The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
